Arturo's definitions

squeesh

Greater form of 'squish': to crush, crunch, annihilate, smash, or otherwise cause a disgustingly GRUESOME DEATH, usually by a massive falling object.

Wow, that kid really got squeeshed in Final Destination 2.

by Arturo August 24, 2003

Sheep Blocker

An asshole that will cock block you for anything even sheep.

That ass is a freaking sheep blocker.

by Arturo November 24, 2003

Coup

gashface

coup is a gashface

by Arturo July 26, 2003

relaly

Gross mispelling of the word "really," possibly by one suffering from Dislexia.

Wow, you looked relaly good today. I mean, DANG.

by Arturo August 26, 2003

phuck

Expletive... uh, deletive replacing the verb/adjective/noun/homonym... uh, more commonly used, uh... when such is necessary for, uh... utilization in describing, uh... a thought/emotion/action/object/premonition, uh... concerning the status of one's Physics class, uh, coincidentally taught by, uh... a robot.

Physics is Phun? Phuck Physics.

by Arturo August 26, 2003

hoint

the inadvertent stream of saliva that shoots from the saliva gland, usually after you eat something sweet and apply your tounge to the roof of your mouth, (like your saying the letter "L"). synonyms: gleet, or gleek

"The sweet candy made me hoint in my friends eye with the precision of an archerfish."

by arturo September 22, 2005

Gaylic

(n) A homosexual of Irish descent.

Cameron, stick your thumb in your Gaylic ass and go back to Ireland.

by Arturo September 21, 2005