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Squeak Squeak 

self-depreciating, humorous response to the question
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
Normally only used by men who are in fact brave, but not suicidally so.

"Where's the cheese?" may also be used or added to emphasize the response.
"I don't really fancy going swimming with all those sharks around"
"What are you, a man or a mouse?"
"Squeak Squeak. Where's the cheese?"
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Squeak Walk 

When you blast ass while walking and fart more with each step until your ass creates a sonic boom with each step
"Bro did you hear my Squeak Walk yesterday?"

squeak squeak 

the sound a mouse makes
squeak squeak by QwertyBored February 3, 2023

Squeak Squeak 

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.
Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!
Squeak Squeak by PokerB August 27, 2012

Squeak Film 

A film, animation, story, or video that attempts to get a high number of viewers by adding lots of sex and crude humor when the actual genre doesn't call for it.
Bob: "Dude that movie was such a Squeak Film!"
Steve: "Yeah, but those were some nice boobs in the debate scene."
Bob: "Yeah, I guess so."
Squeak Film by Cykotikone June 5, 2009

Squeak Hole 

Mouth. Used as an insult, implying that the target's words are nothing more than mouse-like, insignificant squeaks.
Shut your squeak hole, Melvin!
Squeak Hole by BRAVOMAXXX June 7, 2011

squeak of shame 

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
squeak of shame by Stall Master April 14, 2010