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Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.
Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him
by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022
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Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
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Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.
I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.
by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022
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Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.
I will squanch this dude.
by Shekelboy April 1, 2020
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squanch

When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s
Girl: I had a fight with reece yesterday i squanched his balls
by tyron mings could win the worl November 24, 2021
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squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.
by Volktronn February 26, 2018
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Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality
Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch
by Squanchy July 12, 2022
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