Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.
I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.
by Gertrude Madora March 29, 2022
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Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies
Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house
by BallzInYoJawz21 May 08, 2022
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squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.
by Volktronn February 25, 2018
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Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.
by Shekelboy April 01, 2020
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Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
by Squancher69 November 24, 2019
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Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality
Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch
by Squanchy July 12, 2022
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When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s
Girl: I had a fight with reece yesterday i squanched his balls
by tyron mings could win the worl November 24, 2021
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