Stuffing the turducken

The act of putting a chicken inside of a duck, which is then stuffed inside a turkey.

The act of masturbating, especially when done in a kitchen or butcher shop.

Every year the hardest part of preparing the Thanksgiving feast is the act of stuffing the turducken.

Trevor's mom screamed in terror when she walked into the kitchen and saw him stuffing the turducken.

by Boycetastrophy October 25, 2010

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Muffin Stuffing

When a male or female suffering from muffin top continuously adjusts their pants and undergarments over their hips to stuff the muffin.

The cleaning lady keeps muffin stuffing.

by Jeff L & Meghan M January 29, 2010

Talkin and squawking

When your man is in it and he’s whispering in your ear sweet nothings. He tells you things he most likely wouldn’t say otherwise.

Girl tells her bestie: girl he said he loved me. “He ain’t talking about nothin, Just talkin and squawking

by Peach pleasure March 22, 2019

scuffing

Stepping on a Black Mans Timberlands

(FYI.The leading cause of death in america)

Whiteguy-""scuff""
Blackguy-Oh no you didnt scuff my timberlands....you gonna die!!!

by MiMo May 27, 2003

Stuffing Your Kite

The act of eating large quantites of food in one eating session. Also known as stuffing yourself, gobbing it or necking it.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, nothing.
Person 1: Are you stuffing your kite again?

by noonoo1 July 6, 2010

Squadding

To get up to some mean hood rat shit with one's squad

"Hey babe, whatcha up to?" "Oh, squadding with the squad, as usual"

by munschkin April 4, 2015