sputterbutted

When you have to take a dump really bad and barely make it to the toilet in time and let loose all at once and it's wet and splashes all over the sides of the toilet bowl with a loud noise and sticks to the sides and takes several flushes to make it dissappear.

I'll wait until I get home and use my own bathroom. Someone sputterbutted all over the place in this one.

by Styx Madf June 9, 2022

sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022

sputterfingers

Someone who points and sputters at people. Accusing, reprimanding, or blaming someone for something. Typically, holding said someone accountable for some bullshit, rather than themselves.

Have you seen that “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme? She is so sputterfingers.

by Maximum Tenacity July 4, 2023

sputterbutt

Explosive diarreah

Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

by 3hourtour August 12, 2024

Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

sputter

when you poop and ejactulate at the same time, sputtering pants.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just sputtered, happens to everyone"

by rolling55 February 11, 2026

Spitten

this term acknowledges the person who is receiving or dealing with ill intentions of someone else's spiteful behavior. adjective

when you are being actively spited on, you are spitten.

by Funkjr85 March 3, 2026