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Sputnikmusic is a famous music website mentioned by many popular music magazines and websites due to their music reviews. Known for their sophisticated reviews and whacky personalities, both staff and non-staff people (called users) are enabled to post music reviews, news articles, and music lists.
- Man, Sputnikmusic rated the new Taylor Swift album a 2.5. Holy shit!
- wow, this new review from Sowing is great.
- oh boy, this pizzamachine guy is a character but his reviews are good.
- who the fuck is this Johnnythewell guy???! He rated Sleep Token so low wtffff. Omg he sounds like such a snob. Does he even listen to the albums before he reviews them?
- wow, this new review from Sowing is great.
- oh boy, this pizzamachine guy is a character but his reviews are good.
- who the fuck is this Johnnythewell guy???! He rated Sleep Token so low wtffff. Omg he sounds like such a snob. Does he even listen to the albums before he reviews them?
by kintups July 25, 2023
Get the Sputnikmusic mug.When you underestimate someone's capabilities and spit at them thinking that they are the biggest delusional fools you have ever come across & then they prove their worth & you realize what a jackass loser you've been all your life who will amount to nothing & that people won't even bother spitting on your grave. Derived from Sputnik, Russian satellites.
Some Russians launched spitnik on Elon Musk's face when he tried to buy missiles from them for $4 million a piece.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021
Get the spitnik mug.Is the act of the male placing his genitalia between the toilet seat and bowl and then having the seat slamed down.
Martin walked into the bathroom and decided to sputnick himself as a form of punishment for felching his girlfiends mother.
by Gio April 21, 2004
Get the Sputnick mug.Skutniks or "Lenny Skutniks" are the people who get invited to the State of the Union Address and are mentioned in the speech. To the cynical, Skutniks are stagecraft. (First employed by Ronald Reagan celebrating a hero rescuer of the Washington D.C. plane crash two weeks before.
What's a Skutnik and Why Is One Sitting Next to Michelle Obama at the State of the Union?
BRIAN RESNICK NATIONAL JOURNAL
FEB 11, 2013
What's a Skutnik and Why Is One Sitting Next to Michelle Obama at the State of the Union?
BRIAN RESNICK NATIONAL JOURNAL
FEB 11, 2013
“President Obama will look up at the first lady's box, glance to the left or the right of his wife, and then sing praises of Staff Sgt. Clint Romesha, a Medal of Honor recipient. That's because Romesha is a Skutnik.”
by Yosemite Tom February 4, 2019
Get the skutnik mug.One of the original Spudniks later retired and now works as ShamWow's bodyguard at the Rocket-Miner Newspaper.
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