spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.

"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!

by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008

Spunk Toss

The act of masturbating and throwing the ejaculate onto a female or unfortunate/unruly bystander.

Justin was being a little bitch so I fucking spunk tossed him.

by Spedx16 January 26, 2009

Spungis

A crack-ass nigga says when he two g's high.

Damn, if he hit it one more time, he finna be spungis.

by AntiZG January 1, 2019

Eastern Monkey Spanking

The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.

Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you

Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking

by Meditation Papi March 14, 2019

spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

spunk shitter

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter

Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter

by Darren Dent December 25, 2007

spunk bubble

The literal definition for "Spunk Bubble" is the tip of the condom that's sole purpose is to block and trap semen. If you were to call someone a "Spunk Bubble", you would be infering that the person is in the way and needs to get the fuck out of the way. True "Spunk Bubble" people are oblivious to the fact that they are wasting everyones time or getting in everyones way.

1. That fucking Spunk Bubble is only doing 45 mph on the freeway.

2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.

by Construction Guy August 9, 2009