Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

by Dulced November 2, 2023

Bifro (altn. spelling)

Type of Caucasian afro which just doesn't seem to get any bigger- just bushier.

"Yo man, check out that cracker's bifro!"

by MaRMY December 15, 2003

Spelling Coconut

It is when u are on top of your partner during sex, and you spell word coconut with your hips.

“I just did the spelling coconut trick on Jeremy last night “

by 124578 July 17, 2019

Major Spelling Mistake

Basically all of r/ihadastroke.
A major spelling mistake is different from a minor spelling mistake because a minor spelling mistake is commonly used to easily win an argument and doesn't matter; a major spelling mistake is fact, and when made, the recipient(s) of the letter blender have a choice on how to use this.

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between friends:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: I uh...
Person 2: Sorry, I messed that up a lot. Anyways, yes, I did.
*Nice conversation*

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between enemies of any kind:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: Major spelling mistake, I win + bankrupt + ratio + you're bad.
Person 2: D:
*Everything bad*

by Rubixed Cube March 23, 2022

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

schillinger

Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.

Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.

by Bitcher April 8, 2004