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Pulling a spic cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Everyone: Thats what I call pulling a spic cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Pumpkin spice latte

Sharrisa:OMG Jessica have you tried this pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino cold brew acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic. Jessica:Yasss bit** ive tried the pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic but I added a side of donkey shi* and hazelnut spread on butter! In sync:YASSSSS
by WhiteVanMan489 July 27, 2019
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Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

It is a sentence in german that means you should for fuck sake speak german
Telephone:
Person A: hallo ist da jemand
Person B: Sorry we only speak English could you please repeat that?
Person A: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
by Kaztv July 15, 2020
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Spicemare

A nightmare caused by eating extremely spicy food before bed. Often accompanied by feverish, sweaty sleep full of tossing and turning.

Cuisines that commonly cause spicemares include Indian, Thai, Caribbean and Creole.
Dude #1: Holy fuck, man. I had the craziest spicemares last night from that extra spicy tikka masala.
Dude #2: Yeah, and I bet you shat lava all morning, too.
by DangerDorn September 2, 2013
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Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.
Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018
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Blumpkin Spice Latte

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"
by RachRiot September 22, 2014
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by typobeast September 13, 2023
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