spotted the bat symbol

having to awkwardly stop sex because your intestines have other plans.

Sorry Tiff, I've just spotted the bat symbol out your window...

by zimplr April 18, 2017

Sponed

Spun and Stoned conjoined.

That person is both stoned and spun at the same time making him sponed

by SexyDeathAngel June 20, 2018

Snoted

When you're so stoned you can't even spell it right.

I'm so snoted i think i might die.

by mestizoboi47 December 9, 2019

spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

X-Sposed

A name given to someone normally an Abbo that has lost close to all cells and will report on sight after two day of GTA5

Damn poor Claude he lost all his brain cells guess he goes by X-Sposed now.

by Not Garry Garrison January 6, 2020

Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.

He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.

by Fassbender December 21, 2013