splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

splestival

when a bunch or random idiots go to a wierdo country/island to get pissed and fag around and take the piss out of each other

isle of wight splestival '09!

by PokéMaster0411 November 4, 2009

splosiontits

A genre of movies which prominently features battle, fight or war scenes (explosions) and attractive females (tits).

Hey Chad wanna come over and watch a couple splosiontits flicks? I've got Iron Man 2 and Transformers 2 on DVD. Pick up a 12 pack of Natty Ice on the way.

by Bro Dimaggio June 1, 2010

Splootounks

The sound a large piece of shit makes as it comes into contact with the toilet bowl's water, thus resulting in a splash of shit juice onto the off loader's buttcheeks.

Man! After that doubles and Ritual's I really had a case of the splootounks!

by Dr. Flatulence Ph.D January 3, 2017

Twat splot

When your male freind is alseep you run over to the bed and smake your vagina on his face backwards.

Be carefull to make sure the bed is not to bouncy when you twat splot or you might hurt your self.I did

by Kekeda1 July 31, 2009

Sposta

supposed to

I'm sposta do my homework, but I'm tired.

by awmm December 3, 2016

splosh

Covering one's self in food/wet and messy substances in order to acheive sexual stimulation/arousal.

As seen in an HBO episode of Real Sex #24 the issue of Sploshing was explained. The fact that the Brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. The thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, "Splosh"! When people think of food, they automatically think of sex. Nothing is more arousing then an appitite for lust?

"At the splosh party the group covered eachother in body paint and whipped cream."

by little Lady May 13, 2005