"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"
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by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008
Get the splorning mug.Where you stand and look at the same time.
It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).
The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.
It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).
The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.
Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.
by Dann131 October 21, 2011
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Get the sploinger mug.by Kenji and Dagger July 29, 2003
Get the Sploonge mug.An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.
The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.
The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.
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Get the Spoofing mug.1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.
2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007
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