splinkometer

1. A thermometer used for the region of the splink, or deep inside the vagina.

Girl! I accidentally licked your splinkometer! eeewww!!

by jfhgdviusdfbvjb4 October 4, 2010

Spinks

Is an absolute Stud he’s the top g of Andrew Tate and will kung few anyone

You are a spinks

by Ur a npc December 8, 2022

shin splints

the worst pain underneath your knee and in the ass. caused by overuse to the calf muscles. if you have shin splints don’t act like they’re not there and keep doing stuff or they will never go away. so like good luck

person #1: wth i have shin splints

person #2: i still have mine from track 2 years ago

by your_frikin’_fave September 19, 2019

Spinkspadoodle

The swirly lights you see when you are really high; Your brain cells dying

Dude I was so baked and saw some spinkspadoodles

by Jessica cj shopping cart girl December 9, 2007

spinkster

someone who likes to play practicle jokes, that are usually naughty

Joey is such a spinkster.

by *red*neck* May 14, 2008

Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

Spinks

To get one's ass kicked to a significant degree.

"Neeya pulled a Spinks lass night, yo. Mug inna hospital n' shit."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004