John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

Slalom

Two men lay down on a bed and a woman grabs each of their erect poles and works them like she's about to earn a gold medal at the next winter games alpine event. (A double hand job.)

We were all drunk at Cindy's the other night and after she went down on Bob she worked on her slalom's with us.

by themenace August 27, 2013

Slalom

1. (v) It's like T bagging in the snow.

2. (v) Frozen sploshing.

"Hey Adam! It's snowing! Perfect weather to stay indoors and slalom."

He's a great slalomer.

by Just a Glambert April 30, 2011

Spalonkathunk

An "ebonic" phrase meaning an extremely large buttocks that pertrudes out of the pants. This can be found in clubs or some street areas.

Dude look at that Spalonkathunk!!!

by Kyle Smeer July 29, 2008

slalom sore

when the body is sore in places that doesn't make any sense but sorta does because you were recently on a slalom ski. And the to put a less exercised body through this is really not the best thing

Crash was complaining of his slalom sore to his buds at work the next day.

by Joe Wiley Mississippi October 20, 2008

Spallot

Lynched transgender person

Alex is a spallot

by SpinkySpallot187 June 26, 2023

Shit-Day Slalom

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S January 13, 2011