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by anonymous September 24, 2023
Get the John (Splatoon) mug.Two men lay down on a bed and a woman grabs each of their erect poles and works them like she's about to earn a gold medal at the next winter games alpine event. (A double hand job.)
We were all drunk at Cindy's the other night and after she went down on Bob she worked on her slalom's with us.
by themenace August 27, 2013
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by Just a Glambert April 30, 2011
Get the Slalom mug.An "ebonic" phrase meaning an extremely large buttocks that pertrudes out of the pants. This can be found in clubs or some street areas.
Dude look at that Spalonkathunk!!!
by Kyle Smeer July 29, 2008
Get the Spalonkathunk mug.when the body is sore in places that doesn't make any sense but sorta does because you were recently on a slalom ski. And the to put a less exercised body through this is really not the best thing
by Joe Wiley Mississippi October 20, 2008
Get the slalom sore mug.(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
by Holly M S January 13, 2011
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