sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
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A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
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Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
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Get the Sphinctergeddon mug.The game of wrestling/jousting likeness, typically played by two (usually male) competitors in where points are only scored by the near-insertion of one's digits into the anal sphincter of the opponent. A higher-stakes version of regular submission-based fighting, if you will.
Person 1: Your argument is a piece of crap, I'm right about this.
Person 2: Do you want to settle this with a round of Sphinckies?
Person 1: First to three. Prepare your anus.
Person 2: Do you want to settle this with a round of Sphinckies?
Person 1: First to three. Prepare your anus.
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