Texas Speed Bump

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

by rivertwigs April 21, 2010

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speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.

"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."

by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020

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spapeggy and meatballs

•Noodles •Tomato Sauce •Balls Of Meat •The right amount of sugar (one tablespoon full of orange juice) and Parmesano cheese.

PEGGY: I hope you brought your appetites, because I made spapeggy and meatballs!
ASSISTANT PASTOR LARRY: Did she say "spapeggy ?"
HANK: Well, "spapeggy " is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.

by Chill Dank Hill May 29, 2018

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Speed bump

A speed bump is:

1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!

2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.

3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.

*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!

Cindy: Sure!

Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!

*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.

Bobby: *sniffs speed

Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021

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Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.

Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023

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