speedshifting

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.

Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.

by 70GR March 18, 2011

holy sheepshit

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief.

Holy sheepshit...you're about the stupidest fuck I have ever seen!

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

Eyes like sheeps cunts

When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.

I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.

by NJCDGN August 16, 2014

Sheepskin

A guy who makes passes at a girl who is already involved with another guy. Frequently using terms like "Weren't you in my Biology class?" - or "Weren't you in Mrs. Jones' Third Grade?". The name comes from the frequent donning of a Sheepskin jacket during the 'pass' phase. Many bold sheepskins will make passes at chicks who are with their boyfriends. Main habitat are local malls.

"Dude, look at that sheepskin trying to make a pass at your girlfriend."

by Jake Sha. July 16, 2008

Sheepshagger

see " Aberdonian "

Here, there's that Aberdonian boy, he's a real sheepshagger

by S-------- June 11, 2006

sleeps

A really childish and infantile substitute for the word for "days", usually used when some lamewad is counting down the days until their next loser adventure.

It assumes we all think like children, and think things like "time for sleep!!" when it gets late.

"hey honey, only three more sleeps until our vacation!!"

"three more SLEEPS?? How old are you, six?? Grow the hell up. We adults just say 'days'."

by sully.d August 17, 2009

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

by blobbfish February 26, 2019