A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
by robbie bobbie June 06, 2009
Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
by Nulzn June 06, 2022
A Speedway version of the popular 7-11 Slurpees.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.
by iamtowlie July 02, 2010
by niggarhighschool June 03, 2019
A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.
(In broken-up Italian)
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.
(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.
(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs
by sim1345 September 15, 2007
Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021