speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010

Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.

Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!

by The Zombie Man Cam October 9, 2011

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009

Speedy Freeze

A Speedway version of the popular 7-11 Slurpees.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.

Whenever you go to Speedway, it's a crime not to get a monster 44oz Speedy Freeze

by iamtowlie July 7, 2010

Speedy-fast

So fast no mere human can comprehend its speed. Almost invisible its so fast.

Hey, after Kevin Spacey get accused of child molestation he came out the closet speedy-fast

by niggarhighschool June 3, 2019

Speedy Pizza

A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.

(In broken-up Italian)
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.

(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs

by sim1345 September 29, 2007

Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021