Speddo Peddo

A speeding pedophile.

"Check out this guy coming up fast on my left in his creepy van, what a speddo peddo."

by Patatat April 27, 2009

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009

speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010

Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.

Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!

by The Zombie Man Cam October 9, 2011

SpeedySpyFox

Really annoying. No one likes him.

SpeedySpyFox is gay.

by SpeedySpyFox is gay. January 27, 2018

speedysnake25

a fucking jobber who literlatly sucks dick and got dropped by spiderman

fiwedsfs- hey did u see last show where speedysnake25 got dropped by spiderman in taw
faldun- hell yeah dude what a fucking jobber im not gonna make him mid card even tho he beat u in the house show
fiwedsfs- ok

by speedysnake25 June 21, 2018

Speedy Gonzalez

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.

“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!

by Slydog11 December 17, 2019