salding

it's like malding, when you're both sad and balding.

when my girlfriend broke up with me i was salding
my parents told me i was adopted and i started salding

by Lost Asian December 8, 2019

spanling

a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.

muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."

buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

East Paulding High School

A school found in Dallas, GA that is full of idiot students that think they're cool. Most of the students are rednecks, sporting camouflage and over-the-top jacked up trucks that get a little over 2 MPG. Everyone at the school hates Obama for no reason other than their fear of black people and liberals. The football team, The Raiders, get more financial support than the academics, resulting in a sad number of dropouts and an even sadder number of football losses. The rest of the student body ranges from hipster wannabes to trashy sluts. Oh yeah, don't forget about the stoners. In short, the school is a cesspool of idiots.

I went to East Paulding High School today and almost got ran over by a monster truck, but not before getting knifed by a stoner and receiving a handjob in a porta-potty by some trashy slut!

by BeingSerious July 8, 2011

North Paulding High School

A vile concoction of white trash and loud African Americans with a Hispanic and Asian population of .05, you will never find a larger group of stoners and dip-heads. Fornication is common in locker rooms and restrooms. The sports teams claim to have rivalry against East Paulding High School when really they are better than them at everything. A decent school lunch is as hard to spot as the students, and the only decent thing in the vending machines was removed last month. They truly live up to their motto, "First Class, World Class."
Ways to identify a North Paulding Student: Rebel flags, hazy eyes, at least if you can actually spot one due to the fact that they are clad in camouflage.

Did you hear about the second Civil War outbreak at North Paulding High School? The white kids that no one could really see raised the rebel flag and declared war against everyone else.

by KampfBus April 27, 2015

Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

by Biznah September 19, 2005

Scaldings

Term for excitement due to very pleasant results

Skal_Dings

i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!

Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."

Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"

by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008

Spatulaing

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015