spatter

to cum unexpectedly

sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal

by zinger February 25, 2003

slatternly

Something only found in Kreysig's Advanced Engineering Mathematics in the reading room of the UCLA Math department.

Only a slattern would slatternly help Michael find his jacket.

by mayHem07 November 4, 2008

spatter

when u fart and it is soo wet, the fart turns into a spray and spatters onto ur underwear.
u can also desend ur pantalones and aim ur spatter and make the recpient a shit face

Tyrone:Shit nigga was dat smell?

T dog:DAMN HOMIEEE i just spattered on myself

by koombez kid May 2, 2007

Slattern

Dope as fuck!

Dam that chick is slattern.

by Isaywhatisee October 11, 2018

Slattern Pattern

A tramp stamp, but on the front. Usually highly sexualized or completely ordinary.

Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018

spattershat

An extreme explosion of dookie blast all at once in an uncontrolled spread equivalent to a shotgun blast often times as a power shart

I felt a real hard fart coming and as it turns out it was a straight spattershat. I got totally spackled

by Backspackle June 22, 2019

Spatter

Spitting on someone penis and sucking your spit again

Omg please spatter on me

by Ryylie January 28, 2021