To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

To have "Spanked the monkey" by John153637 September 8, 2008

Cherry spanked

When you are having oral sex, as in using mouth for man plessure. With man and woman. When the guy is climaxing right before he is about to do so, he punches the woman in the ovaries and cums all over the females eyes.

"So Timmy I heard you Cherry spanked Lisa last night"

Cherry spanked by Jeffe November 25, 2005

douche-spanked 

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

douche-spanked by tjdabomb August 29, 2011

nettle spanked 

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

nettle spanked by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

Yanked, spanked and banked 

To get benched, dumped or fired.

You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.

Yanked, spanked and banked by Shuaman July 1, 2019

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011