cum sow

A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .
Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡

Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.

Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?

Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.

Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.

L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!
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sow hentai

Basically Songs of War (a Minecraft Animation series by Black Plasma Studios), but it's HENTAI. You know, where Ardoni species including Senn and Ria fuck each other like crazy. Not just them, but the other species too. Actually, I made it up and it's fictional, but I think it exists. It all started when someone raided the Black Plasma Studios Discord Server and sent this stuff. Members in the "Knights of Ardonia" Discord Server sometimes talk about it.
We might not be having Songs of War Season 2 and 3, but at least we have SOW HENTAI.
by sow hentai when May 4, 2021
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Sow Cow

When one passes wind into a persons mouth and then recieves the expelled gas through a kiss.
Man I need some mouthwash after that sow cow. I think she had tacos for lunch.
by Z February 23, 2005
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Sow Thafrica

A country in Southern Africa. Capital city Pretoria.
Let's go on a safari in Sow Thafrica.
by RoundenBrown September 6, 2021
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demented sow

The term "demented sow" refers to a popular mistake found in the international best selling novel "I'm Not Scared" by Niccolo Ammaniti.

Many people believe this typing mistake is in fact intended to read "demented cow" however this has not yet been confirmed by Author Niccolo Ammaniti as he does not speak English.
Barbara Mura was scrambling up on all fours like a demented sow. All sweaty and covered in earth.
by EyeSeeJay March 22, 2012
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Boar Sow

1. When someone is fully confident in.

what they are saying but have no.

clue what they are talking about.

2. A hog with a clit on the back of it's

nut sack.
Someone says some dumb ass shit thinking they're right then you say "look at that boar sow"
by Halfsquatch September 9, 2018
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