A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.
Want to do some blow?
No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.
No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.
by Soberisdope April 1, 2021
Get the California Sober mug.When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
by Mike & Nick January 8, 2009
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Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.
Synonym: SS, SS Guard
Synonym: SS, SS Guard
by N8Duff July 6, 2008
Get the Sober Sitter mug.The superior human and person to ever exists, They are wonderful loving and just perfect. They will go above and beyond for people as they are just that kind of person. The naming meaning is usually light and that is true they will be the light of your life. They're so intelligent but regularly fail maths although they can be creative and decent in other subjects. They are very good at binge watching TV series to a point where its fairly concerting but it can be a good thing, they are are also willing to play on the PS4 with you minecraft and COD only
Best friends usually consist of dumb people who look up to Savera, names usually starting with; A,B,T or J. They love Savera because she's hella fun to hang out with and been told that she's " just the best" from them. She's been told that she is also "you're just so well loved, and i find myself begging for your attention, if you fed me poison i would be okay with that as long as it also came along with your approval."
she might be great but seems to love to get into these incredibly toxic relationships usually just overall dumb with boys and also can't keep a snapchat streak for the life of her, but that's okay because everything else about her is just absolutely perfect.
Best friends usually consist of dumb people who look up to Savera, names usually starting with; A,B,T or J. They love Savera because she's hella fun to hang out with and been told that she's " just the best" from them. She's been told that she is also "you're just so well loved, and i find myself begging for your attention, if you fed me poison i would be okay with that as long as it also came along with your approval."
she might be great but seems to love to get into these incredibly toxic relationships usually just overall dumb with boys and also can't keep a snapchat streak for the life of her, but that's okay because everything else about her is just absolutely perfect.
by yayyya6263 April 19, 2020
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Get the kentucky sober mug.A temporary state of seriousness, intelligence, and coherence, occasionally achieved by someone high or drunk
by spadefish April 5, 2008
Get the sober mode mug.The greasy haired, hook nosed potions master in Harry Potter that "loathes"...mostly everything. Mysterious, and has a haunting past. Was a death eater, but turned spy for Dumbledore and the Order Of the Pheonix.
In the sixth book, Snape murders Dumbledore.
In the seventh book, Snape shows Harry why he did it. Turns out he loved Harry's mother, Lily, and turned to Dumbledore for help when he found out Voldemort was going to kill her (and her son and husband). When Dumbledore has one year left to live he asks Snape to kill him in order to help others.
In the sixth book, Snape murders Dumbledore.
In the seventh book, Snape shows Harry why he did it. Turns out he loved Harry's mother, Lily, and turned to Dumbledore for help when he found out Voldemort was going to kill her (and her son and husband). When Dumbledore has one year left to live he asks Snape to kill him in order to help others.
Dumbledore: But this is touching Severus, have you grown to care for the boy, after all?
Severus Snape: For him? Expecto Patronum!
(A silver doe patronus like Lily Potter's emits from Snape's wand.)
Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always
Lily Potter: Does it make a difference, being Muggleborn?
Snape hesistated. His black eyes, eager in the greenish gloom moved over the pale face, the dark red hair.
Snape: No, It doesn't make any difference.
Severus Snape: For him? Expecto Patronum!
(A silver doe patronus like Lily Potter's emits from Snape's wand.)
Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always
Lily Potter: Does it make a difference, being Muggleborn?
Snape hesistated. His black eyes, eager in the greenish gloom moved over the pale face, the dark red hair.
Snape: No, It doesn't make any difference.
by goddessgurl2012 October 5, 2007
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