sorted

When ones 'class A' recreational drugs have arrived.

Cheers for the whizz, nice one, SORTED.

Are you SORTED for E's?

by rubbish gays September 3, 2003

Spotted Cod

Referring to a person with many freckles which resembles a spotted cod, freckles commonly found on gingers

How is my little spotted cod today? (ginger)

by Josh Moreton March 20, 2008

slotted

when something is so goated that you just want to shit

damn this burger was slotted

by huskki March 8, 2021

sorted

-nice, friendly, pretty, cool, hip
- to be 'in style'.

- Miles is askin Seki what he thinks of Kay, 'She's sorted, she is.'

by x_Susie_x July 21, 2005

Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

getting sorted

Getting sorted = buying drugs.

Person A: I'm getting sorted Tuesday night, I'll come down yours and we can get shit faced.

Person B: Sounds good.

by crt999 June 8, 2009

spotted the bat symbol

having to awkwardly stop sex because your intestines have other plans.

Sorry Tiff, I've just spotted the bat symbol out your window...

by zimplr April 18, 2017