real soon now

A vague measurement of time, typically applied to delivery of a software project. It is used sarcastically, to indicate that the product has missed one or several promised delivery dates, and rather than embarrassing themselves by announcing and missing another deadline, the developer is simply saying it will be ready "real soon now." When someone says a product is due out "real soon now" chances are they really don't expect it any time soon. Also abbreviated as RSN.

First they told us that the product would be done end of first quarter, then they changed it to late second quarter, and since we're well into the fourth quarter, we can expect to see it real soon now.

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

soonest

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

by Bilham April 6, 2014

Soon™

a moment between the next minute and the heat death of the universe.

The game will be released Soon™.

by FullWaistcoat June 20, 2021

Soozer

A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.

"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"

by evxnkndy June 21, 2021

hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.

"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"

by S.money January 27, 2016

Soon

A sense of time that never arrives.

My album is coming out soon.
I will meet you soon.
I will tweet you soon.

by hesadorahlable September 4, 2013

Soon

The word commonly used to answer when The Warning’s 3rd album will be released.

The Warning’s 3rd studio album will be released soon.

by ih_southwest April 8, 2021