snookee

the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed

If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.

by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

Snooki Monster

A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.

Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.

by Ursanbear January 19, 2011

Snookigram

When a butt-ugly Jersey Girl (or wanna-be) hands you a slip of paper with her phone number on it after you get so drunk that you let her gargle with your goo in the loo.

"Kyle, don't answer the door. It might be that triple-bagger from last night trying to drop off a snookigram"

by AlphaTart August 21, 2011

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Snoopsponge

the act of raping an innocent victim on Roblox.

Tyler1 got Snoopsponged on Roblox in last night's stream.

by DuckBoi514 December 27, 2018

Human Snookapede

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.

Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede

by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012

wouldiwas shookspeare

The past tense of William Shakespeare.

Person 1: hey bro did you know that wouldiwas shookspeare is the past tense of william shakespeare
Person 2 nah bro I didnt

by stevenuniverseislife December 30, 2019