wesley snipes

the absence of light; very dark

Mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it's getting wesley snipes out here.

by oldirty3 December 15, 2009

Snakes

The absolute worst thing to have on your plane.

ask Samuel L Jackson or Keenan Thompson, Snakes are no fun to have on your plane.

by Nellville Flynn April 20, 2006

Apache Snakeskin

When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.

dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.

by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010

Wesley Snipes Black

The darkest black you could ever get. Darker than Jet Black and every other black combined!

The negro is Wesley Snipes Black!

by MEOW PLOXORA December 12, 2007

Snipeshow

A hockey word commonly used to describe "Slots" after he's sniped another goal cheesebar down in overtime (most likely short-handed). It is tough to gain the nickname snipeshow, you have to either earn it by going top shelf all the time, by giving yourself the nickname, or being stupid like Jeff and stealing it.

Now regarded as the Self-proclaimed snipeshow, the legend of "Slots" will go down in history as the first of the snipeshows.

"Wow Slots you certainly were a snipeshow tonight."
"Jeff definitely is a snipeshow wannabe. Way to try and steal the glory Jeff."

by Sergant Dangles December 23, 2006

two snakes

When you roll a pair of dice and get 2 twos.

"Ok, I have 2 dice left to roll...shake...rattle...roll...2 twos!"

"you just rolled two snakes"

by dboyroy December 19, 2008

Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.

by Hookerbooker June 10, 2018