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Smurf Basket

The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.
Jenny never sucked cock again after her excitement led to a Smurf Basket on her first time.
by SammySallyForth November 24, 2010
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Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
by Zack McD November 28, 2017
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Smurf Yeah

Hell yeah/Fuck yeah, anything related to the answer yes.
Mostly used when excited.
Did you get to touch her boobs?
Smurf Yeah!
by Stefskee December 9, 2008
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Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,
The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it
by Indoggob September 11, 2023
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slurder

V. To murder someone solely because they are a slut.
I caught my wife in a threesome, boinking the mailman and my cousin, so I slurdered her.
by Ravyn February 9, 2005
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smunderling

A smelly co-worker that works under you, so you can complain about it in a humorous way.
How about wearing a t-shirt with a science guy on it that says "YOU-REEK-A" ? ... Good luck with your smunderling!

-Strong Bad
by John LF May 22, 2007
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Smude

A combination of insults: Stupid and Mud.
Person 1: Hey guys come play fortnite with me

Person 2: No omg u r such a smude

Person 1: *Explodes of sadness*
by mrquackingsoniscool May 20, 2018
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