throw a softie

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus

I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!

by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008

big softie

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.

"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."

by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006

lovin' the softie

When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.

OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.

by kubik September 28, 2006

Softie

A person who is emotionally soft and is afraid to take chances

Tim: Hey softie!
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number

by PartTimeAsshole March 12, 2015

softie

Someone who is a pussy. Comes from the word soft, meaning cowardly or weak.

Yeah, you talkin hard over the internet but you know you's a softie in real life!

by TheBx41 August 24, 2012

smootie

a code name for a really hot guy

That guy is so cute!

I know, he's a smootie.

by abaybae August 3, 2011

Favian softie

A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.

Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!

by Rinkifer Dink December 14, 2010