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smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously
My girlfriend was smoking a blunt then out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!
by D-what!! March 13, 2008
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Smolded

Domination of one person/party over another in competition.
"Who won the game last night"? "Pfft... the Pacers got smolded man...they couldn't do anything".
by Eselle May 23, 2009
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tit smoked

To get burned or insulted completely that the person that insulted can say that they just smoked your tits.
Zach: There are so many guys in here that it is like a sausge fest and a half

Fuzzy: Ha Ha Zach you're the half

Zach: Oh man

Fuzzy: You just got tit smoked
by Fuzzy Bizz September 8, 2007
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u get smoked

by TFUK September 21, 2005
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smoked trout

You ever had that feeling, where you're sitting next to a girl and you just KNOW what her pussy is like? You never actually saw it, but you can sense the essence of it, just from your intuitive nature. Well, a smoked trout is when you have that feeling and your instincts lead you to believe that the girl next to you has a pussy which smells AT ALL fishy. On the scale of fishiness, even if its only a 1 out of 100, thats still a smoked trout you're dealing with. Then you can go on and call that person a smoked trout whenever you want. It has nothing to do with whether or not you are right, since after you tell them that they are a smoked trout, chances are that you wont ever get to find out first hand... just the fact that you genuinely 100% thought that they had a smoked trout, makes them a smoked trout.
Lindsay Lohan, Samuel L Jackson and Jonny Depp are out to dinner together...Lindsay ordered the fish.

Lindsay, "mmm this smoked trout is great!"
Samuel L Jackson, "not from where im sittin"
Jonny Depp, "Lindsay, you're disgusting"
by the fisherman of trout January 1, 2010
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Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.
"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."
by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008
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