Smith

When someone gives you the wrong name during the hook up stage or when a person uses a fake name to check into a hotel so that their partner won't find out.

"Dude, Amy said that the guy last night smithed her"
Or, "Oh great, another smith"

by astrosquibb November 15, 2011

Smith

Smith is a boring ass last name that nearly every single bitch has.

Person 1: Hey Smith!
Person 2 (smith): What
Person 1: You’re last name is boring

by Nataliadenise September 22, 2020

Smith

Full blown retarded. Not to be confused with the second entry under "Tool." Which we wrote. By the way.

A smith is incapable of even the simplest acts, and is unable to function in every day life.

"Wow, what a smith."

by Tyler & Rachel May 10, 2010

smith

To intentionally not perform a required task then ask someone else to do it for you. Often followed by ingenious gratitude from the smither or even an attempt to hinder or delay the smithee from completing request.

"After continually waiting for Lesley to take the salt shaker that she had asked Tim to pass, he began to realize that he had been smithed.

by Baby sister May 15, 2015

smith

atracted to young men while naked

smith got gangbanged by 10 indian men

brayden: i was in footscray last night,scariest night ever
dave: what did you nearly get smithed?

by admiral akbar the 5th September 1, 2011

smith

To intentionally not perform a required task then ask someone else to do it for you. Often followed by ingenious gratitude from the smither or even an attempt to hinder or delay the smithee from completing request.

"After continually waiting for Lesley to take the salt shaker that she had asked Tim to pass, he began to realize that he had been smithed.

by Baby sister May 15, 2015

Smith

One of the most popular last names, and if you go to an American school of any kind, I promise you, you'll find at least five kids with that last name.

Person One: Man my girl is so exotic!

Person Two: No dude, her last name is Smith!"

Person One: Whatever man, it's not her fault her dad is part of the KKK

by reallegend27 February 15, 2017