over actively smiling disorder (osd)

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations

over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy

by Muslim1 December 17, 2009

smishing

The usually involuntary act of clenching the anus while in the middle of passing a bowel moving. This generally leads to a messy situation.

I've been smishing a lot late, it's a good thing I bought stock in Charmin!

by snugw0w April 16, 2009

smissing

the act of smiling while kissing your significant other

Last night my boyfriend and I were caught smissing by his parents.

by Sassafras3 October 5, 2011

smiling from across the room

When the person wants to rape you.

Me: hey that man keeps staring at me

Other: yea that's angel, when he is smiling from across the room he wants to rape you.

by Istealstuff December 30, 2012

smiling hotdog

when your reciving a blow job and then taking a dump on the girls chest, an then when your about to cum you pull out and try to make zig zags on the topp of the shit.

Then grab her by the ankels and lift her up so the shit rolls down into her face from her chest, and that breif moment she grins and says oh my god thats gross.

i met this chick at the bar and i gave her a smiling hotdog.

by Odisesis the Odyssey N Tribots June 15, 2010

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Smissing

A Kiss that happens while the two people involved are smiling (Dan & Sophie)

I want to Smiss Your Mila Kunis looking face

Smissing

by Sophial September 29, 2012