SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

Smelting

(V.) - the act popping a girl's cherry, making her lose her virginty.

Guy 1: "Is Jill a virgin?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but not for long.. I heard Jack is smelting her tonight."

by Ivana Jackoff December 13, 2010

Swettering

normally associated with the larger person where the arse flaps hold mositure and become sweaty, i.e. a sweaty ring.

It's roasting in here and I'm swettering!

by incredible-i January 11, 2013

smeltling

1. Small felks of poo, often left on someones chest after a goood rump in the sack.
Plural: Smeltlings
2. Crude word for chocolate blobs.

1. Honey those smeltlings you left my were nice and round.
2. Jesus, that was one big smeltling!
OR
God these smeltlings taste naste.

by Man in the corner September 17, 2003

smeltling

freeing a dirty bum rat on your ho's chest after banging her.

1. I dropped a smeltling on this ho after i knocked her up last night.

2. "lick up that smeltling."

by smeltlinglover September 23, 2003

sceltering

like, really heckin' hot

"Dude, it's 102 degrees! It's sceltering out here!"

by It's_Falcon June 10, 2017

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008