Smashed The Granny

Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.

Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')

Smashed The Granny by Tom A December 1, 2006

smashed the homies

When a girl has had sexual relations with you OR more than one of your friends.

Yooo I heard you and Rachel did it.

friend: She a slut yo, she smashed the homies. She did me, Ron, Day Day, and that dude we sit next to in class. She get around like 2Pac in the 90's

smashed the homies by Big-Liek March 3, 2010

smashed ham sandwich 

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

smashed ham sandwich by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Smashed the carry button 

To absolutely go off and put the whole squad on your back. When one person is the sole reason the team succeeds.

Example 1:
Jeff: “Sicko mode” is a banger, but it’d be way worse without the Drake part.
Melvin: Yeah Bro, he lowkey smashed the carry button.

Example 2:
Dustin: Ay, did you boys catch a vicroy last night?
Jamaal: Fuck yeah dawg, and Marcus had 19 kills.
Dustin: Damn, that boy smashed the carry button.

Smashed the carry button by DeadHorse00 July 3, 2020

Smashed her back doors in

performed the art of anal sex with her

I smashed her back doors in
Did you smash her back doors in?

Smashed her back doors in by super27 January 26, 2011

smashed the homie 

when you find out you're girlfriend fucked one of your bestfriends & or associate.

Ray J: danger smashed the homie!

Everyone else: aw man, rayj what you gone do man?

Ray J: ion knw i wanna eliminate that bitch

smashed the homie by Bad'bitch January 25, 2010

smashed whacked 

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

smashed whacked by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016