by jade alleyne September 30, 2009
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Also, that which is full of smarm.
Also, that which is full of smarm.
Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.
by Smarmalade November 18, 2006
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Starlike, beautiful, cury, natural girl that that has an amazing personality! Shines as bright as a torch when she walks into a room! You just know she's a Star!
She is artistic and beautiful and also has the voice of an angel.
She believes strongly in other people, and always seems to bring out the best in them. Her friends are lucky to have her, Starry is very loyal to the core, the best friend one could ever have. She accepts people for who they truly are, and loves them regardless!
Starting from a humble beginning, she's favoured and blessed in Starrysworld, she always comes through victorious and shining!!!! She tends to fight and win battles in life, her biggest motto is she is a unique, a winner, star and must shine through the darkest days.
Starry is one of a Kind!!! Most definitely one in a million!
She is artistic and beautiful and also has the voice of an angel.
She believes strongly in other people, and always seems to bring out the best in them. Her friends are lucky to have her, Starry is very loyal to the core, the best friend one could ever have. She accepts people for who they truly are, and loves them regardless!
Starting from a humble beginning, she's favoured and blessed in Starrysworld, she always comes through victorious and shining!!!! She tends to fight and win battles in life, her biggest motto is she is a unique, a winner, star and must shine through the darkest days.
Starry is one of a Kind!!! Most definitely one in a million!
by Like Stars on Earth. February 4, 2020
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by Y0shi March 9, 2006
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by Beckie October 28, 2004
Get the smarty party mug.by Gopherullas November 13, 2011
Get the smarty mug.Latin Name: Homo Smarmus
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
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