Shit Shocked

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

Socked

To be socked,means to be treated like a bitch,no if or buts.

Ben:that nigga looks like he needs to be socked

by iceteawithalowercasee July 5, 2013

Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.

Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!

by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018

shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.

Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!

by MarkCox April 22, 2003

slooked

Term heavily used in Florida. Meaning to get completely inebriated on alcohol or mix of other drugs.

Man, I got so slooked on bum wine last night I threw up all over my dick.

by hEddie22 September 30, 2016

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Crazy Slicked

The act of touching someone inappropriately

"Hey that girl seems really emotional right now what happened to her?"
"Apparently she got Crazy Slicked"
"Oh, that is just awful"

by Sily Slapper September 20, 2022