Slider

The urge to hit someone with a chair.

I really wanna SLIDER you right now and I don’t know why.

by LocoSpider May 26, 2021

Slider

To Slide a member of your team, to wait for them to meet their end and come out from behind a wall.

Oh my god tommy!! you Slider!

by Adeam May 16, 2007

Slider

Ice Man's RIO from the movie Top Gun.

Goose: "What happened, Slider? I thought you wanted to be a pilot!"
Slider: "Goose you're such a dickhead, who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?"
Goose: "The list is long but distinguished!"
Slider: "Yeah, well so's my johnson! ::takes shot::"

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(after 'Charlie' seemingly turns Maverick down)
Slider: "Crash and burn, eh Mav?"
Maverick: "Slider... :snifsnif: .......You stink."
Slider: ::confused look:: ::smells armpit::

by vash1053 May 31, 2009

Slider

A person who claims to be a wingman for you, but ends up getting a girl's digits instead of you.

I asked Pedro to wing me with the cute blonde at the bar, but he was a Slider and got her number.

by Pedro47 May 6, 2013

slider

OK i made it up in biology. It's similar to tittyfuck but instead you fuck between the buttcheeks. You slide ur dick between the buttcheeks.
enjoy.

example uhhh ,, I gave you mum a nice slider last night mickey.

by Oliver Sjostedt April 28, 2007

slider

A slang term for a homosexual male. Sliding dicks in asses and mouths.

buddy over there is totally a "slider"

by redeyejedi2009 August 12, 2009

slider

When an exotic dancer picks a dollar bill off your face using only her vagina. Takes an extraordinary amount of skill, coordination, precision, and strength developed through a strict kiegel regimen.

"My head is still wet from that slider."

Ralphie: This bitch totally gave me a slider last night.
Billy: No shit, I gotta get me a slider too.
Ralphie: Holla atcha boi.

by Dogs Day Doom Day Afternoon May 4, 2010