Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

Skyrim by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018

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Its skyrim! the best game in the world!

Skyrim by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

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The game from the early twenty tens that wasn't as good as it's predecessors but got an Alexa release instead of making better games because money

Skyrim Creators during Alexa release: You are the 7thborn

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Guy 1:I’ve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: it’s like that, with swords

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The only game where you can be a cat person, but not a furry at the same time.

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When an individual performs a rim job to another individual while skydiving or base jumping.

guy 1: "dude I totally skyrimmed this chick last night"
guy 2: "really? Did you sexually transmit jet lag?"

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