Skydiving Instajizz

Where a man jumps from an airplane with no parachute, masturbating during his decent until he lands with his erect penis inside a hot chick's vagina. They both die, then the man jizzes inside her snatch.

The last thing I want to do before I die is do a Skydiving Instajizz.

by harrison ford July 30, 2014

naked skydive

the act of hanging onto (or crawling along if you're up to it) the luggage rails on a bus/coach.

Guy 1: "I'm bored, this journey is shit."
Guy 2: "A naked skydive'll sort that out!"

by Coolguy91 November 19, 2008

Indoor Skydiving

The coward's version of skydiving. It's simply a vertical air tunnel which gives you a pseudo-free-fall experience.

I was too much of a bitch to actually go skydiving. So I went Indoor Skydiving instead.

by HALO Jumper December 05, 2011

Afghan Skydiving

When you go down hard and fast on someone from Kabul, often leaving a mess.

Wow that was some intense Afghan Skydiving! They really left a mark.

by Feelsbadmanrealbad August 16, 2021

Skydiving Dingo

The epitome of everything random and senseless...

Quoted several times by Scam School and other famous websites/youtubers

"Our next show will make less sense than a skydiving dingo!"

{"go where there no?"
"skydiving dingos?"}

by fried Phisher November 18, 2010

Seattle Skydive

Verb

in the family of Pittsburgh Plunge, Philidelphia Fist, Cleveland Steamer, etc.

Similar to the Pittsburgh Plunge but instead of sticking your head in, the whole body must go (OH THE HORROR!!!)

THE SEATTLE SKYDIVE

Yeah, that was pretty nasty.
Yeah well last night i went all the way in.
WAT!?!?
Yeah, I Seattle Skydove that bitch; stood on the edge of the couch and BAM! I was in like a pineapple in Hitler's ass.

by !6ROB9! January 17, 2008

Tampa Skydiving

A sex position done inside of a plane, or some vehicle which attains a high altitude (10,000+ feet). After the male ejaculates, he tosses his partner outside of the vehicle, letting them drop down.

A fun game to do with this is to ejaculate outside of the window, and try to figure out which hit the ground first.

The airplane school had a sign saying "No Tampa Skydiving without a parachute".

by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 21, 2009