A beautiful,funny, lovely dark skinned girl who has so many friends its scary. When she leaves a school all her friends will be crying for days.
freind 1: OMG i luv selani. why did she have to leave? :(
friend 2: i don't know but she has sooo many friends and i luv her soo much
friend 2: i don't know but she has sooo many friends and i luv her soo much
by Secret Admirer 10456 March 4, 2009
Get the Selani mug.the act of having sex with a women who is of the middle eastern background: the salan refers to the curry sauce that the indian and middle eastern women eat therefor making them salan pussy.
by danial amjed December 24, 2009
Get the salan pussy mug.A rare and mythical creature that ejects vaginal secretion (VS) all over the place. Very disrespectful, always shows up when you least expect em to, characterized by being obnoxious and flying around fing shit up.
Can only be tamed and or killed by a select few "chosen ones". These "skane hunters"(short form: "skunters") are born with an impressive set of skills geared towards defending the free world from skanes.
*if approached by a skane do not attempt to befriend it, call 1-800-SKUNT-HUNT imediately for assistance
Can only be tamed and or killed by a select few "chosen ones". These "skane hunters"(short form: "skunters") are born with an impressive set of skills geared towards defending the free world from skanes.
*if approached by a skane do not attempt to befriend it, call 1-800-SKUNT-HUNT imediately for assistance
DUDE, did you see the size of the skane in k-town the other night? good thing there were skunters around
I wish I was a bad-ass skane
SKAANNNEEE lets go grab a beer now that you're no longer faculty
I wish I was a bad-ass skane
SKAANNNEEE lets go grab a beer now that you're no longer faculty
by prostarskunter June 22, 2009
Get the skane mug.1. "Long Lake."
2. A small lake town in central New York where a person's intrinsic value is based solely on the amount of money in their bank account.
The cops there don't have radar guns. They have pay stub scanners. Being a 5-figure wage earner in Skaneateles is actually a misdemeanor punishable by community service - which usually entails mowing every member of the PTA's lawns while they stand around and watch, sipping on martinis and talking about how much money they have.
If you're caught driving a car in Skaneateles which is more than 2 years old, or has more than 25,000 miles on it, you have to pay a "Burden on the Community" fee. Apparently "old" cars bring down the property value.
When the children learn good posture in Skaneateles, they don't balance books on tops of their heads. They balance them on their foreheads so as to keep their nose the proper angle in the air (approximately 89.382 degrees). They need to be prepared for when they see "poor people" (AKA: people without millions of dollars and 3 vacation homes).
Skaneateles has sometimes been referred to as the "Guilded Ghetto" because the children are sheltered from the "outside world," better known as real life.
2. A small lake town in central New York where a person's intrinsic value is based solely on the amount of money in their bank account.
The cops there don't have radar guns. They have pay stub scanners. Being a 5-figure wage earner in Skaneateles is actually a misdemeanor punishable by community service - which usually entails mowing every member of the PTA's lawns while they stand around and watch, sipping on martinis and talking about how much money they have.
If you're caught driving a car in Skaneateles which is more than 2 years old, or has more than 25,000 miles on it, you have to pay a "Burden on the Community" fee. Apparently "old" cars bring down the property value.
When the children learn good posture in Skaneateles, they don't balance books on tops of their heads. They balance them on their foreheads so as to keep their nose the proper angle in the air (approximately 89.382 degrees). They need to be prepared for when they see "poor people" (AKA: people without millions of dollars and 3 vacation homes).
Skaneateles has sometimes been referred to as the "Guilded Ghetto" because the children are sheltered from the "outside world," better known as real life.
I went to Skaneateles one time. But, I got arrested for not having thousands of dollars in cash in my wallet. It's a good thing they didn't find out that I don't have a trust fund...
by ThatGuy001 March 26, 2011
Get the Skaneateles mug.When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat
Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!
Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!
Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction
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Get the shlang neck mug.S.F.L.A.N is an abbreviation of the term "Sucka for love ass nigga", meaning a man who will act a complete fool and do anything for a particular woman. It was popularized infamous Wu-Tang Clan member , Ghostface Killah.
Yo you spent all your rent money on a pair of new boots for that chick? You's a SFLAN for real. Suka for love ass nigga.
by BigTruth June 8, 2009
Get the SFLAN mug.When a foriegn woman rips a males pants off, and repeativly thrusts the genitalia back and forth until it falls off and/or flattens.
Oh shit, man. That German whore gave me a Skandinavian Piledriver so hard I had to go to the hospital.
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