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Couch Sitter

Someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. Someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.

Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.
Person #1 - Hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow

Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.

Person #2 - O really like what?

Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?

Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!
by Defftik February 4, 2010
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Sicheri

"THE BOSS" usually from Italian background. A kind of person that should not to be messed with.
You don't want to mess with him he is the Sicheri.
by Jelly January 19, 2004
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Baby Sitter

Designated non tripper who makes sure nothing bad happens to friends while using LSD.
Stan will baby sit with us when we trip.
by Gruver December 30, 2003
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Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function
I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.
by pureaspondice December 15, 2011
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Sutherland Institute

A conservative think tank in Salt Lake City dedicated to adding value to Utah by promoting Full Quiver Theology (FQT).

FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.

FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.

FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.

Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.

Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.

Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
Some people think the Sutherland Institute is pretentious.
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sittersauce

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.
Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...
by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011
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Floor-sitter

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.
Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.
by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010
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