singleberry

A clump of excrement formed in the tangle of one's rectal fuzz from the coalescence of two or more smaller dingleberries. This species of fecal deposit is far more devastating than its well-known cousin and has been known to clog up an entire anal pathway, necessitating emergency extraction. The technology required to produce dingle fusion was first achieved by the Nazis during WWII under the top-secret covert operation Pootonium.

'I just got back from the hospital.'
'God. How is he?'
'...Not good.'
'Was it dingleberries after all?'
'No. It was...a singleberry.'
'Hole-y shit.'

by Ann L. M. Ancipator May 29, 2010

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singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

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Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.

Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?

by ScottySez April 27, 2020

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Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.

After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.

by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011

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