cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

samsees

when somone says something and you agree. has to be used in a super excited way.

OH man Samsees! i really want to go to the concert.

by AnaMaria May 20, 2008

simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.

Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down

by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016

simferopol

least based city in Russia. Home to many Simps and losers tbh.

CK: Yo bruh I went to Simferopol last summer
Moose: ye cause ur a simp lmao ofc you went to SIMPerpol

by uber based July 26, 2020

Simpee

The person being Simp -ed over, usually an attractive male or female who take advantage of the Simp's feelings.

You are clearly the Simpee have you seen how much he defends you?

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

Simmeolution

The act of changing an online username to a "jammer", or song that you really like, as a counter to the "Qevolution".

"Join the Simmeolution!"

by 3.wav March 22, 2021

Angry Simeran

A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.

Fuck Angry Simeran good job getting those 10 extra atar points

by Taylan Celiker May 10, 2018