simposter

A simp who takes a female streamer's username before she can claim it.

"That's not her. That's not her in-game nickname. So that's just a..."
"That's just a simposter!"

by Nesano September 16, 2020

Simpostor

Someone who fails to cover up that they're not a simp. They try to act manly and alpha-like but end up crumbling in front of a woman. Simpostors usually attempt to hide their secret from everyone. Some may last longer than others. Another definition of Simpostor is when a person simps so much in Among Us that they try to lie-low as much as possible and end up losing the game.

So you ARE a simp, filthy simpostor

by shutmouth November 25, 2020

simpstagram

A secret Instagram a simp uses to follow females or males they find attractive

" I gotta add that chick onto my simpstagram she's so fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

Simpstagram

An Instagram account that is usually kept a secret by it's owner. A simpstagram is normally kept a secret because it is used to follow female or males the owner finds attractive

"I hope that girl accepts the follow request from my simpstagram she's fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

Simpstress

A simpstress is a woman who appeals to simps in attempts for money, fame, or attention.

Guy 1: Allinity is a simpstress.

Guy 2: Total simpstress.

by JTK42 April 28, 2020

simposter

A common name on among us and also a slang term for a person that eats german vodka. However it could also mean crusty frog toed shrek looking pigeon.

"ugh she/he/they are such a simposter"

by i simp a lot November 13, 2020

Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021