sweeft

sick + sweet + swift
the best of all worlds and it gets 'er done faster.

"yo man check out my new kicks"
"sweeft"

by awesomeville June 8, 2009

Shweet as fuck

To be used when something is very sweet tasting, or just sweet generally. Should always be said in a drunken Swedish accent.

Luka: Oh my God! This cake is shweet as fuck!

by grimy_bear April 7, 2011

Sheefcake

A female version of a beefcake or a burly chick sometimes mistaken as a guy.

Dude, I thought I saw my buddy at Chipotle but it turned out to be a sheefcake!

by UniKid September 20, 2013

Schweef

When your man pubes are completely grown out, and you smack your bitch in the face with them. To your discontent, your pubes get caught on her snaffle tooth, sending your entire bush into her mouth

Damn Dalton, did you totally Schweef Casey?

by BIGDCK October 28, 2014

Shweenie

Just what you thought it would be. A half flaccid weenie and/or dick.

Oh boy, I seemed to have gotten my shweenie caught in my zipper.

by Garbagepussy October 27, 2017

shween

slang for penis; see also dong

Used in the new Mad magazine in the mock letter from barbi to ken in which she's breaking up with him.
Barbie: "It's not like you've got a shween or anything."

by ayeleleyee April 19, 2004

shweetbox

Shweetbox is a non-vulgar way of saying shitbox. It use is perfect for open, public communication for those who are hip to your jive.
Ben S. And D.L. in the summer of 1998. Developed for use while at work in front of customers and management.

"That chicks pants were so low I could damn near see her shweetbox, frankly, I'd like to tonguejack it.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006