grocery shrink ray 

shrinking how much product you get while keeping the price the same."

Is that half-gallon of ice cream feeling a little lighter? Is your shampoo running out sooner than it used to? You may be a victim of the "Grocery Shrink Ray."

grocery shrink ray by todd_kravos March 13, 2010

lil shrink 

A self proclaimed anonymous psychiatrist from Sacramento who pops xanax and adderall. He makes music and does fucked up shit.

After the 2017 controversy of his statement toward the public hospital, school and justice system he made local fame through his anonymity.

Most to all of his music had been pulled, but now remains as a public figure.

Lil shrink fucked my mom, then smashed my #Xbox

lil shrink by MEGAxxxORANGE May 6, 2018

so-shrink 

abbriviation for shrink/social advisor: a friend that gives another friend advice on personal matters for no money, and gets rewarded by success and occasionally Taco Bell.

I should visit my so-shrink so I can figure out how to ask her out.

My so-shrink should know how to handle this.

so-shrink by Peruvian Hairless January 14, 2008

loose lips shrink dicks 

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships

After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."

loose lips shrink dicks by Elliott July 18, 2005

Ressesionary Shrink 

The deacrease in the amount of product you recieve after the start of the resession compared to the amount you would have recieved for the same price before the resession.

Due to ressesionary shrink, if you look at the side of most cearial boxes, it wil appear much thinner.

Ressesionary Shrink by iwonttellmyname July 10, 2009

Stink Shrink 

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch smells so bad.

Man, her pussy stunk so bad that I got that stink shrink! My dick went down like the Titanic!

Stink Shrink by GC A.C. March 10, 2021

instant-shrink 

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

instant-shrink by joe eastwood August 16, 2010