shootit

like shoot, shucks, dang, damn, darn

i just lost 20 bucks....shootit!!

by chan December 27, 2003

Shomit

Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)

Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.

Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.

Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?

by Choolie213 December 9, 2009

shookith

When you are shook to the point where you have diahrea.

Person: I am so shookith!! *Poops pants* oh shizz

by joelynn March 14, 2019

shoominator

Becky Shoom's alias...you can IM her on shoomybabe218!!!!

Shoominator in da house yall!

by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004

shomiting

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016

Shomit

Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.

I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.

by Rootae December 26, 2016

Shomit

The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.

Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .

by dg40period April 12, 2017