shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010

Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

by diatome September 10, 2012

shoodie

A hoodie that is for show rather than for function, meaning the actual hood doesn't quite cover your head. It should, but it doesn't.

Should + hoodie = "shoodie."

"You know, your shoodie would be a lot more practical in this rainstorm if you could pull the hood over your head."

by elvisthefish December 20, 2012

Shmoitz

The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.

For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"

by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018

shmobile

When you whippin a car like a fucking boss

Damn ray you shmobile like a real nigga

by Tyler keeley September 23, 2018

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Shmoil

A verb that can be used in any sentence to describe an action

Yo, let’s just shmoil to the store really quick and grab something to eat

He was taking too long to walk to my house so i told him to just shmoil over here.

by BigOrange September 12, 2019